The Cringe Thing Each Zodiac Woman Does (But Loves To Pretend She Doesn’t)
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Aries (March 21st to April 19th)
Tells a joke someone else just said louder (and gets the credit).
Taurus (April 20th to May 21st)
Posts cryptic (and deeply pointed) song lyrics on Twitter like it’s her Away Message on AIM in 2006.
Gemini (May 22nd to June 21st)
Has hypothetical fights in the shower.
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Cancer (June 22nd to July 22nd)
Checks her crush’s horoscope every day.
Leo (July 23rd to August 22nd)
Pretends to be a TikTok beauty influencer while doing her makeup.
Virgo (August 23rd to September 22nd)
Has a private Pinterest wedding board (even though she’s single).
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Libra (September 23rd to October 22nd)
Drafts texts she’ll never send in the notes app.
Scorpio (October 23rd to November 22nd)
Has a secret Tumblr account full of angst-ridden poetry, pictures of the 1970s, and quotes about being independent.
Sagittarius (November 23rd to December 21st)
Drunk texts her ex from middle school.
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Capricorn (December 22nd to January 20th)
Stalks her Hinge match on LinkedIn before the date (but still asks questions about her date’s job when she already knows the answer).
Aquarius (January 21st to February 18th)
Uses slang the wrong way.
Pisces (February 19th to March 20th)
Flirts for free drinks.
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