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Don’t Let This Zodiac Sign Give A Speech At Your Wedding

It will be annoying, not always very clear, and borderline a little heavy. Here’s why you should never trust this astrological sign to toast your wedding.

You said “I love you” to each other for the first time on a street corner, in the rain, or on the pillow. Time has passed and the time has come to make it official. After the romantic proposal, comes the table plan, the choice of the bouquet, the witnesses, and the organization of the speeches. Who will best tell your story? If Cancer makes a honeyed toast while shedding a few tears, Gemini will only make jokes while Virgo will remain punctual and formal, with PowerPoint to support. Pisces could be tempted by a poem. It’s his artistic soul that speaks… But when you question the stars, everything seems to indicate that there is an astrological sign to which you cannot delegate the famous task of speech. Decryption.

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Here’s Why This Zodiac Sign Should Never Make A Toast

In the zodiac, all astrological signs are relegated to a specific role. Cancer is the mother who covers you, and Aries is the best friend who has planned a passport and a sports car “in case we decide to cancel and run away from the wedding”. That of Sagittarius? Being the uncle at the end of the table who makes the joke too many. A little heavy and not exactly finesse, the last sign of Fire may well be warm and sunny, but it still has the gift of being slightly rickety. He likes to play with fire and doesn’t always think about the issues. Result: he puts his foot down and even decides to jump in with both feet. His excuse? “I have to admit that it’s still funny to see you all panicking over such a small matter…” Yes, he will tend to minimize his lapses and careless mistakes by blaming you.

Transposed to a wedding speech, Sagittarius, a bit playful, will be tempted by an anthology of references to your exes. “I thought I would see you marry him, but I now realize that I was completely wrong. But I only wish you the best and at worst, know that one in two marriages ends in divorce. At least you’ll have some stories to tell before long…” is generally the kind of toast he’ll serve you during the evening. Not really organized, he will not prepare anything and will decide to go “on talent” like for his baccalaureate oral exam or his defense. Worst of all, it could well be that your Sagittarius witness has drunk “the cup too much” when it comes time to speak. Notice to control freak brides: it is better to avoid asking him anything at the risk of having to manage a crisis situation on the big day.

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This Zodiac Sign Will Be The Best Wedding DJ

If he is not good at speeches, we can however trust him to set the dance floor on fire. Sagittarius, renowned for being the most optimistic sign of the zodiac, is the king of the evening. Playlist “on fire”, fiery choreography, and wild slow. You can count on him to bring the rest of your guests together. With him, there will not be a minute of rest, not a gap or a moment of embarrassment. He’ll invite your grandmother to waltz and do the duck dance with your niece the next second. Never tired, laughing, and good-natured, Sagittarius is a distinguished guest and a very useful witness.

SOS! A glass has just broken, and he runs to bring you a new one. Need a girlfriend to lift your dress and go pee? Sagittarius is the friend you can count on. She is there, in good times and bad. Better still, it’s the one that will relax you and make you stop wanting to run away before saying your vows. We therefore place Sagittarius at the top of the guest list, simply making sure not to leave a microphone in his hands!

Don't Let This Zodiac Sign Give A Speech At Your Wedding

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